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I am a stupid factory
how else can i make so many stupid mistakes? this is turning out to be a generally bad week. Can't fracking do shit(pun not intended). The day i go to buy groceries i ended up "grinding" my car into a pillar. Being the dumbass that i am, i panic and end up grinding the car even closer into the pillar. No i wasn't drunk.

6 days ago, saturday i started vomitting and having diarrhea. I just pissed out of my ass 15 minutes ago. This is getting ridiculous. I've been spending so much time on the throne my thighs are starting to hurt from sitting. I guess this is what they mean when they say it hurts to be king. :|

/me shakes fists at cosmic karma

/me demands sympathy

*Note, this marks the 300th post for the blog. I suspect blogger will start dropping entries.

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sowdog
Friday, March 24, 2006


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zing's nutsack!


Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Zing's nutsack.
Antarctica is the only continent without Zing's nutsack.
Baby swans are called Zing's nutsack!
Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Zing's nutsack.
Zing's nutsack can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
If the annual Australian Zing's nutsack crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
Early thermometers were filled with Zing's nutsack instead of mercury.
Zing's nutsack never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
Zing's nutsack is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
The only Englishman to become Zing's nutsack was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Zing's nutsack from 1154 to 1159.


Right. Anyone up for ice-blended zing's nutsack?

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zing
Tuesday, March 21, 2006

i have a medical condition
I've been drunk enough to do xena warrior princess calls in a pool club and shuffle up and down but i drive home okay

the day i become designated driver and not touch even a drop of booze. i reverse into a tree. BEFORE going to the club.

I'm convinced i have a medical condition that requires i have alcohol to function as a normal person

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sowdog
Monday, March 13, 2006