went for a house dance event, pretty good but not as interesting as bboy/krumping/popping.

Mr ho rented a car so we decided to pick up some bagels in brick lan. This was after my run..

Unfortunately blogger will no longer support FTP access to my sstwo.net account. Normally I love the fuck out of google, but these days they’re starting to piss me off. Anyhow, vote with your feet I say. So I’m walking away from blogger. Not that I have a choice….

dads birthday is 7th march 1942.

i think they lost the plot. I hope they dont sing any songs about how they’re the same as before.

Welcome to the world chloe wong .

I’m now uncle sow heh

as ninja gaiden sigma 2 is just released on the markets, my trials and tribulations with ninja gaiden sigma 1 have just started. I tried firing up the game a couple of months ago and after playing and failing the “tutorial levels” i said fuck this and threw it back in the pile. months later , my OCD kicked in when i was finished ratchet and clank for the 3rd time just so i could get all the goodies and level all the weapons, i think hey lets give ninja gaiden a try. this is a good sign to abusive traitorous bitches out there, as I’ll probably forgive( thats a stretch maybe forget) the transgressions of the past. and I’ve been working at ninja gaiden for hours. It’s a really long game, not drawn out because of it’s elaborate plot twisty plot or well fleshed out character building, but merely because the sadistic fucking game developers decided it would to make the act of opening a door an entire fucking hours worth of game play. don’t get me wrong. ninja gaiden sigma is a good game but if i had to describe ninja gaiden in a 10 words, I’d use the word’s :-

A)fucking
B)stupidly
C)hard

over and over to string a sentence. The people who made ninja gaiden are fucking sadist, and the development life cycle probably goes from conceptualisation, testing and asking is it hard enough until they reach a final “yes it is hard enough” , before they proceed to make the game even more difficult one last time. The gamers who play the game? the all look like this

And even though there are times this is an exercise in patience from me putting my fist through the television, it is a fun game. Really it is. It’s an old school platformer, same stupid difficulty, same mindless fun. I want to think that developers are not just evil cunts, they want to make a game that was a throwbck to old skool NES style gaming. but the truth is theyre all evil cunts. die you fuckers.

depite all that verbal diarhhea, writing this piece about ninja gaiden made me shit myself.

funny fucker gif which i know i shouldn’t post.

No, i don’t mean it’s not a fun game or anything, it’s just really fucking addictive. I could play that shit all year round. It’s like some form of electric crack. Btw, im a level 17 undead warlock. Banging! . That’s probably something I won’t be doing if i keep playing WOW. So far the weekend hasn’t been a total loss just yet and I have been doing some normal outside activities. Like i watched a movie! alone! Again! and when you can do that without feeling like a loser, it’s the bottom of the barrel really. But it’s a good thing i didn’t drag anyone to watch the surrogates with me. it was painful. You’d think a movie about people living through surrogate robots would be awesome, but i had to fight this overwhelming urge to leave in the last 10 minutes. I just really didnt care about the characters at all, or the big plot crux *spoiler* that bruce willis wanted to hook up with his wife in the flesh*spoiler*.

Oh I also finished mirrors edge last night. I mean after 6 months, the deed is done. It felt like a real chore playing the game. I mean the idea for the game is great, pretending to be some roof jumping free running monkey, doing wall jumps and all that. It’s just marred by execution. If the idea of the game is to run free like a wild deer on the rooftops, why was there so much emphasis on fighting? Sure there needed to be some sort of push factor, like a reason to feel “rushed” but it should always just be the policemen behind the door instead of in your path. The other thing was the game engine.Graphically it was great. Gameplay wise, not so. The engine is really rigid in what it’ll accept as jumpable/climbable/reachable. I hope there will be a mirrors edge 2. With the problems fixed though, and more running and chaining combos. That and some nudity. It always helps.